princeowl:

not all cops are bad. the guy in the lego movie was nice. javert was cool. the eagle thing in the muppets seemed decent

betweenbodies:

ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention


this is fucking terrifying

this is fucking terrifying

themadkingshandmaid:

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

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feministlikeme:

we all need to get better at thinking of ourselves like this.

keithsweatshop:

iggy azaleas rapping voice is like vocal blackface

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

hawti:

Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?

MeThe Vending Machine

fuglypudding:

i’m scared to talk to my mutuals in case I ruin everything

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

who here knows how to dismantle a security camera

everybody on here always acts like some criminal mastermind when in reality 40 of you guys told me to smash it with a rock and at least 3 told me to seduce it

ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.