not all cops are bad. the guy in the lego movie was nice. javert was cool. the eagle thing in the muppets seemed decent
ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention
we all need to get better at thinking of ourselves like this.
iggy azaleas rapping voice is like vocal blackface
one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
i’m scared to talk to my mutuals in case I ruin everything
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