wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

hotdogmonologue:

turn ons: curly fries

turn offs: no curly fries :(

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

dumplingdean:

lmao. can we talk about this holy wallpaper tho. 

dumplingdean:

lmao. can we talk about this holy wallpaper tho. 

dewitts:

sodomywithsaddam:

okayyy can everybody stop talking shit about ppl who give their dogs and cats all-vegan diets, i fed my cat all raw vegan food since he was a kitten and he lived a very happy four years :)

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legalmexican:

Kanye West would win in Mario Kart and make you watch the whole trophy celebration

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

thoselonelyeyes:

think about what your dog would say to you if they knew how much you hated yourself

im playin’ the game!

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asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

asian:

Go home bus you’re drunk

cantyewest:

same

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foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

foxmccloud:

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this